I open the fridge this morning and as is the case most of the times, there's nothing good to eat, but the fridge is packed. I pick out a plastic cup of yogurt, hopeful that it might be regular, and not lowfat.
"Light n' Fit" -- Dannon Peach Yogurt. Terrible.
The worst moment, though, is as I decide without thought to visit my MySpace page, I shovel a small load of yogurt into my mouth and, there she is. A huge picture of some bikini clad girl advertising whoknowswhat pops out. The sensation is like nothing I've vomited before. The lowfat yogurt, the turquoise bikini blond, the saccharine smile, the plastic pose.
I can't go on.
This is the end!
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